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I say it every single year: I can’t believe it’s already Labor Day Weekend. It feels like it was just yesterday when I was being a tool, fist-bumping in Atlantic City’s grimy clubs for Memorial Day. Time to say goodbye to the sundresses, summer Fridays and society’s relaxed demeanor and say hello to the winter’s cruel greeting. But before you close up the pool and pack away your American flag shorts, let’s squeeze every ounce of joy out of this magical time. So throw on your sunglasses, throw out your worries, whip your dicks out for Harambe and enjoy Summer 16’s finale by shuffling the below playlist.